Like, I'll get paid to go into an office, sit at a desk, and write stuff.
I don't really know how it happened. One minute I was sitting at my current job watching The Office on Netflix, and the next I was signing a lease for a new apartment in another state with a new job offer in my purse.
The Unwriter is now a Writer.
If you need me, I'll be in the W section of the dictionary; I gotta figure out what this writing business is all about.